Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Gun loving idiot professor shoots himself. In class.

In case you missed the NRA's last decade of propaganda...the world is a terrible, scary place, against which everyone must be armed, everywhere and always. Yes, even at school. Strike that -- especially at school!

Republicans have been only too eager to comply, introducing all sorts of guns-everywhere legislation. And the benefits accidents are already rolling in. Like this one, where an armed idiot (presumably armed because, you know, more guns, more safety) shot himself. While teaching class (I hope those students feel safer!!).

Around 4 p.m. Tuesday, Public Safety received a call about an accidental discharge of a concealed weapon in the Physical Science building. A student said the gun went off in the middle of the class.
Police said the small-caliber handgun was in the professor's pants pocket and was not displayed at any time. They said the professor was able to leave of his own accord. He was treated and released from the hospital 

Just remember...you always have to be armed. There are bad guys everywhere, and the only solution is a bunch of armed idiots packing heat...with apparently no clue what they're doing. 

With friends (or NRA 'good guys') like these....

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