So I've got the flu, which quite possibly explains why I find this unnecessary censorship so danged funny. (I swear, I'm not this immature most of the time. No, really.) If you haven't checked out Awkward Moments Children's Bible, you really should. Because it's hilarious. Particularly when you were raised to think this nonsense should be read literally, and was evidence of some higher morality and ultimate right in the world.